Have you ever had *whispers* unprotected sex?
Four different people asked this.
Guys.
I HAVE A CHILD.
lmfao
What are the chances of being attracted to three girls at the same time, and all of them have boyfriends?
Pretty fucking high, lemme just tell you. lol but this isn’t a sad post, I seriously do find it funny.
I’m glad I’m not the only one who does this.
(via ahuihouu)
(Source: bitchimrickjames, via papercrushed)
(Source: gerrymanderer, via wordsinthemiddle)
theselfproclaimedultimatenerd asked: Oh, that wasn't at you personally; it was more of a general thing. Apologies. :p No hard feelings.
Nah non taken, you can understand me being on edge after my teams last two performances. But I can’t talk shit about a team with money spending like other United fans do because I’m also a Yankee fan and if you know baseball, well I’d be a hypocrite then.
United’s to do list
Buy Sneijder
Buy Cahill or Hummels .. or both
Buy Hazard
Buy a consistent forward i.e. Huntelaar, Cavani, Higuain, Benzema.
Get rid of inconsistency: Anderson, Hernandez, Nani.
+68 million lb
-78 million lb
